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coffee time 

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.
Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.
coffee time by midspin69 August 12, 2019
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Coffee time 

When with a friend at coffee shop. You both sit down to have coffee and have a conversation or two, first one to have to shit gets fucked.
Me and Corey had coffee time the other day and I held my shit longer than he did!
Coffee time by Evans2987 September 27, 2022

Coffee Time 

A shitty no-good canadian-based coffee shop chain, similar in style to Tim Hortons but lacking any soul. Serves repulsive coffee and donuts as well as other disgusting food. Open 24 hours to serve drunks, stoners and other drug addicts alike.
Dude, like, we should go to Coffee Time cuz I got the munchies baaaad.
Coffee Time by supamonkey January 1, 2005

Coffee Time 

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette
“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”
Coffee Time by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020

Coffee Giggle Time

1. When a group, or gathering of people gather together planned or not, around a coffee pot, coffee shop or social situation that involves coffee, and gab, socialize, gossip and start laughing and smiling.

2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.
1. Let’s meet at Starbucks for “coffee giggle time!”

2. I need to not work so hard and have “coffee giggle time!”
Coffee Giggle Time by Charrid December 17, 2025

Coffee Timer 

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.
John: That chick slept with the entire foot ball team...

Tyler: Wow, what a dirty coffee timer...
Coffee Timer by Tyler1234567890 April 3, 2008

coffeetized 

A word used to replace an expression of someone who is
not "with it", "awake yet", or "Has not had his jolt of Red Bull."
"Hey man, go get coffeetized first".

"No life before coffee!" or get coffeetized
coffeetized by marv Prongue January 10, 2009
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