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Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
Coffee Roaster by gngrtbag January 9, 2011
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Master Coffee Roaster 

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.

St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters 

To offer you organic fairtrade fresh air-roasted coffee
that makes you feel as good as it tastes.
Our business is anchored by our commitment
to nature, to coffee farmers and to you.
And, St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters’ coffee is available at all these events.

St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters 

A single origin shade-grown coffee from Colombia. Please thank these farmers.
Get St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters Sumatra Coffee Beans delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup

Maine Roasters Coffee 

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026