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Cocoa Butt 

The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.
I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"
Cocoa Butt by suntzzu December 10, 2010
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cocoa butter dick 

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet
cocoa butter dick by Dickpics February 21, 2015

cocoa butter 

The essence of black skin-care. (If you're black, you already know what it is)
Fuck, my skin's too ashy for this Jergens shit. I need some Cocoa Butter, nigga!
cocoa butter by Chrishawn Johnson September 9, 2008

coco butt 

He was on his back, unable to move, when he coco butted his assailant, knocking him out cold.
coco butt by Chemack56 September 8, 2010

Cocoa Butter Kisses 

Cocoa butter symbolizes love, because cocoa butter is generally made to smell good, it heals your skin tone, and it gives you smooth skin that people love to use it.
I miss my cocoa butter kisses, hope you smile when you listen.
Cocoa Butter Kisses by _neonclouds December 9, 2019

cocoa butter kiss 

a black lady that uses cocoa butter as moisturizer that has a close relationship, as in mother love, with a younger person.
My momma loves giving me cocoa butter kisses.
cocoa butter kiss by RforREVOLUTION October 26, 2013

cocoa butter kiss 

an airy fart. when your butthole blows a kiss it can be described as a “cocoa butter kiss”
“what’s that smell”

“it’s alright man, i just blew you a cocoa butter kiss
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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