Cocktinental Breakfast 

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.

We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.

Cocktinental Breakfast by baloo1 November 14, 2011

continental breakfast 

Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.

A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.

The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!

Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.

"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"

continental breakfast by Master Beaver July 16, 2008

continental breakfast 

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

continental breakfast by Sommy September 8, 2004

Continental Breakfast 

A Life of Luxury.

Continental Breakfast = World Wide Swag

Continental Breakfast by CBreakfast November 3, 2011

continental breakfast 

Two eggs and a sausage in the mouth all at the same time.

I did not think she could have done it but some how she managed to give me the continental breakfast.

continental breakfast by NastyBrett January 27, 2004

continental breakfast 

Sexual act involving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch is smashed up and put inside of the vagina, and then the woman is fucked until the man ejaculates inside of her. The resulting combination of sperm and cereal is then squeezed out into a bowl and eaten.

Example #1: My hoe just picked up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store, so it's time for a continental breakfast.

Example #2: That bitch tried to get me to eat her continental breakfast after we fucked, so I slapped her and told her to get out.

continental breakfast by Big K Nasty September 16, 2009

Irish Continental Breakfast 

Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.

Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast

Irish Continental Breakfast by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016