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Cocksuckectomy 

When a girl uses her vacuum cleaner on your mouth
Elizabeth performed a cocksuckectomy procedure on me, she really sucked the life out of me
Cocksuckectomy by Punkrck1995 May 11, 2021

Cocksuckerish 

1. having the charisterics of a cocksucker
2. a snappy insult.
Thats verry cocksuckerish of you Andrew.
Cocksuckerish by Willace shneebly August 27, 2008

cocksuckerbiter

A cock sucker who's been known to bite when they get excited.
Vanessa Vidyartee, stop being a fucking cocksuckerbiter!
cocksuckerbiter by nfirstthingthing January 19, 2020

cocksucketry 

1)An evil faggot rite of passage dating back to the ancient greeks, basically describing the process, recently made infamous by the woodster in St. Andrews, by which a man proceeds to give oral satisfaction to another man.
2)name given to anything that seems completely and unbelievably pathetic and thats runs contrary to all reasonable heterosexual principles.
James had never seen such a rampant display of cocksucketry....
cocksucketry by Michael Evans October 24, 2003

Cocksuckeritis

When someone needs to urgently suck a cock due to their libido, annoyance etc.
Person 1: Oh my god, Ashley tried to suck Jayden’s cock last night at Tiffany’s party!
Person 2: She totally has a severe case of Cocksuckeritis.
Person 1: Right?
Cocksuckeritis by Unknown Birb September 13, 2021

cocksuckering

When you throw someone under the bus or make them look bad do get ahead in work or life.
"Wow Scott, why are you cocksuckering me?"
cocksuckering by cocksucker king August 13, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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