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Cocksplosion 

Cocksplosion: A massive ejaculation usually due to not engaging in sex or masturbation for an extended period of time.
After she came back from her business trip my cocksplosion blew my girlfriend clear across the room.
Cocksplosion by kharec84 May 23, 2016
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Cocksplosion 

Another way of saying ejaculate
She knelt down and Nick E. cocksploded (past tense of cocksplosion) in her mouth, she drank it down like a pro.
Cocksplosion by Collioman October 28, 2008

cornsplosion 

The unfortunate act of blowing out loose stools complete with corn, at a velocity that almost lifts you off the toilet.
I went to Amy's Baking Company last night and had a violent Cornsplosion in the urinal, then Sammy threw me out via the front window. What a freaking night!
cornsplosion by GammaGlob September 21, 2014

cocksploding 

The act of a a woman totally pwning a man using wit combined with hyperintelligence so viciously that his cock literally explodes out of fear and shock.
Alexandra: Kaitlyn is cocksploding Barry with her dazzling wit.

Austin: OMG Iknowrite? But I think my cock is still intact. Lemme check.

Consplosion 

an activity which occurs when the space-time continuum fails, for just a split second. and a small piece of reality is damaged. usually resulting in the explosion of a persons existence.
james Consploded last weekend. this was because the cells in his brain Consploded...it was a Consplosion...
Consplosion by Ninjaman91 December 28, 2007

Corpsplosion

When a rocket, grenade, or other incendiary device is detonated on, near, or within a pile of dead bodies, causing a spray of pieces of flesh.
Guy 1: Dude jumped off a building, it was like red pavement.
Guy 2: Nah man, total corpsplosion!
Corpsplosion by Hermaniac8 October 15, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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