cornsplosion

The unfortunate act of blowing out loose stools complete with corn, at a velocity that almost lifts you off the toilet.

I went to Amy's Baking Company last night and had a violent Cornsplosion in the urinal, then Sammy threw me out via the front window. What a freaking night!

by GammaGlob September 21, 2014

pornsplosion

n. a huge, sudden influx of porn onto a computer as a result of a computer virus.

As soon as the computer's firewall was disabled by the virus, the desktop was hit by a terrifying pornsplosion of sensuous jpegs.

by Labrynthine November 20, 2010

Cocksplosion

Cocksplosion: A massive ejaculation usually due to not engaging in sex or masturbation for an extended period of time.

After she came back from her business trip my cocksplosion blew my girlfriend clear across the room.

by kharec84 May 23, 2016

Cocksplosion

Another way of saying ejaculate

She knelt down and Nick E. cocksploded (past tense of cocksplosion) in her mouth, she drank it down like a pro.

by Collioman October 28, 2008

Consplosion

an activity which occurs when the space-time continuum fails, for just a split second. and a small piece of reality is damaged. usually resulting in the explosion of a persons existence.

james Consploded last weekend. this was because the cells in his brain Consploded...it was a Consplosion...

by Ninjaman91 December 28, 2007

Corpsplosion

When a rocket, grenade, or other incendiary device is detonated on, near, or within a pile of dead bodies, causing a spray of pieces of flesh.

Guy 1: Dude jumped off a building, it was like red pavement.
Guy 2: Nah man, total corpsplosion!

by Hermaniac8 October 15, 2009

Cornplosion

A large explosive bowel movement with a particularly large amount of corn, likely accompanied by abdominal bloating and excessive foul smelling flatulence prior to defecation.

I ate so much corn last night, feeling a cornplosion coming on hard. Ohhh.

by Cornsonthehouse August 22, 2025