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cornsplosion 

The unfortunate act of blowing out loose stools complete with corn, at a velocity that almost lifts you off the toilet.
I went to Amy's Baking Company last night and had a violent Cornsplosion in the urinal, then Sammy threw me out via the front window. What a freaking night!
cornsplosion by GammaGlob September 21, 2014
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pornsplosion

n. a huge, sudden influx of porn onto a computer as a result of a computer virus.
As soon as the computer's firewall was disabled by the virus, the desktop was hit by a terrifying pornsplosion of sensuous jpegs.
pornsplosion by Labrynthine November 20, 2010

Cocksplosion 

Cocksplosion: A massive ejaculation usually due to not engaging in sex or masturbation for an extended period of time.
After she came back from her business trip my cocksplosion blew my girlfriend clear across the room.
Cocksplosion by kharec84 May 23, 2016

Cocksplosion 

She knelt down and Nick E. cocksploded (past tense of cocksplosion) in her mouth, she drank it down like a pro.
Cocksplosion by Collioman October 28, 2008

Consplosion 

an activity which occurs when the space-time continuum fails, for just a split second. and a small piece of reality is damaged. usually resulting in the explosion of a persons existence.
james Consploded last weekend. this was because the cells in his brain Consploded...it was a Consplosion...
Consplosion by Ninjaman91 December 28, 2007

Corpsplosion

When a rocket, grenade, or other incendiary device is detonated on, near, or within a pile of dead bodies, causing a spray of pieces of flesh.
Guy 1: Dude jumped off a building, it was like red pavement.
Guy 2: Nah man, total corpsplosion!
Corpsplosion by Hermaniac8 October 15, 2009

Cornplosion

A large explosive bowel movement with a particularly large amount of corn, likely accompanied by abdominal bloating and excessive foul smelling flatulence prior to defecation.
I ate so much corn last night, feeling a cornplosion coming on hard. Ohhh.
Cornplosion by Cornsonthehouse August 22, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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