Cocknostril

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

Cocknostril by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010

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cock nostril

your penis hole

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril

cock nostril by mgurn3 September 12, 2015

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Cock Nostril • cockstrilling • conostrilundrum

Cock Nostril

1) A nostril so big, a cock could literally fit inside of it.

2) Having intercourse with someone in a new and exciting orifice.

ex 1) Yo that girl had one hell of a Cock Nostril!

ex 2) Yo that was one hell of a Cock Nostril last night!

Cock Nostril by Jenton and Shaiya November 5, 2004

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conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

conostrilundrum by youre mum October 17, 2014

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cockstrilling

the act of suctioning a cock by inhaling with nose / nostrils

hey brandon, wanna try cockstrilling again? my allergies have cleared up and I'm breathing 100% now!

cockstrilling by Go The Limit June 28, 2024

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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