Cocknostril 

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

Cocknostril by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010

cock nostril 

your penis hole

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril

cock nostril by mgurn3 September 12, 2015

Cock Nostril 

1) A nostril so big, a cock could literally fit inside of it.

2) Having intercourse with someone in a new and exciting orifice.

ex 1) Yo that girl had one hell of a Cock Nostril!

ex 2) Yo that was one hell of a Cock Nostril last night!

Cock Nostril by Jenton and Shaiya November 5, 2004

conostrilundrum 

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

conostrilundrum by youre mum October 17, 2014

cockstrilling 

the act of suctioning a cock by inhaling with nose / nostrils

hey brandon, wanna try cockstrilling again? my allergies have cleared up and I'm breathing 100% now!

cockstrilling by Go The Limit June 28, 2024