Skip to main content

Cocknostril

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.
"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."
by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010
mugGet the Cocknostril mug.

cock nostril

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril
by mgurn3 September 12, 2015
mugGet the cock nostril mug.

Cock Nostril

1) A nostril so big, a cock could literally fit inside of it.

2) Having intercourse with someone in a new and exciting orifice.
ex 1) Yo that girl had one hell of a Cock Nostril!

ex 2) Yo that was one hell of a Cock Nostril last night!
by Jenton and Shaiya November 5, 2004
mugGet the Cock Nostril mug.

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.
pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.
by youre mum October 17, 2014
mugGet the conostrilundrum mug.

cockstrilling

the act of suctioning a cock by inhaling with nose / nostrils
hey brandon, wanna try cockstrilling again? my allergies have cleared up and I'm breathing 100% now!
by Go The Limit June 28, 2024
mugGet the cockstrilling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email