Cocknip
Cocknip by InnocuousMinx May 25, 2017
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cocknitive
cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013
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Cocknip • Cocknippled • cock nipples • cocklips • cocknigger • cockpipe • cocksnipe • Cockzipilis • cockipop • cockniget
cockwipe
1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.
2. A bad male driver.
3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
2. A bad male driver.
3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
Cockzipilis
This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...
These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...
Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head
Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.
Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head
Cockzipilis by i heart 69 May 23, 2008
Cocknippled
Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?
Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.
Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.
Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010
cocksnipe
In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"
cocksnipe by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008
cocknapstickulation
Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.
After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.
cocknapstickulation by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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