Anyone named Heath is automatically a cockjawasaurus. They're big, guitar-playing idiots and they like to get cunt-lashed.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll are all part of a staple diet for the cockjawasaurus.

Heath, you're such a cockjawasaurus

Cockjawasaurus by aaron October 1, 2003

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cock jaws

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).

Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.

cock jaws by Cisnet January 5, 2009

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Cockjaw

when after speaking, the speaker leaves their mouth open as if there were a cock in their mouth or they have lockjaw

Stepanie from Chi Omega Delta has such bad cockjaw.

Cockjaw by PetyrLora January 14, 2009

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CockJaw

Simlar to lock jaw it occurs from women sucking way to much penis area parts (shaft and or balls),

Damn that bitch got cockjaw out the ass!

CockJaw by The Doctor1991 August 2, 2010

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cock-jaws

a fag who inserts cock or in arround his jaws and loves it

and or a girl who loves to suck cock pleasuring the male species

guy one : man you get with that chick last night?

guy two : yes man i made her a fuckin cock-jaws

cock-jaws by exzooberisdonkey August 31, 2009

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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