Cockcaught

The act of getting a handjob or a blow job and getting caught by a parental unit, most commonly your mum.

Girl: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed!

Guy: You?! I was just fucking cockcaught by my mum!!!

by Tommy.Ire March 24, 2009

Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

by PonchoFox December 29, 2014

cockslaughter

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

by thespot84 July 5, 2008

Cocknaught

A man who has the abscence of balls or just a simple Fuckhead

Dude,you are an absolute Cocknaught!

by damnhotchilli January 22, 2007

cockdraught

The phenomenon that occurs when semen reserves are depleted, and only air comes out of the penis upon ejaculation.

I've been wanking so much all i can manage now is a cockdraught.

by bluhntman January 10, 2005