A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.
Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.
I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.