Cocknaught

A man who has the abscence of balls or just a simple Fuckhead

Dude,you are an absolute Cocknaught!

by damnhotchilli January 22, 2007

Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

by PonchoFox December 29, 2014

Connaught School For Girls

shit girls school. all the girls are bitchy and beg for male attention. Everyone's besties with norlington boys. Teachers can't teach for shit. Get in trouble for the stupidest things. Only calm guy is Mr Phillips tbf.

Connaught school for girls is a shithole

by heloo 1234 July 26, 2020

Connaught Hotel for Pigeons

A place (usually part of school playground, car park, recreational field etc.) made for people to use, but is overrun by pigeons that people usually avoid having anything to do with it.

Evie: I want to get home quickly, shall we go through the car park?
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.

by hyphens_attack September 27, 2011

cockslaughter

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

by thespot84 July 5, 2008

cocknight

A man with a big cock.

Bitch 1: Did you see Tony today?
Bitch 2: Yeah.. he's a total cocknight....😅

by ThePlatinumDragon June 1, 2016

Connaughton

crazy bitch lady with lots of cats and squirrels and loves jojo bows usually has red eyes and purple hair with pink tips can afford the whole gucci store trains her cats for feile but they never make it

who owns all those cats?
i think it’s a connaughton.

by coco puffs r crazy May 2, 2019