Cocknaught

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A man who has the abscence of balls or just a simple Fuckhead

Dude,you are an absolute Cocknaught!

Cocknaught by damnhotchilli January 22, 2007

Words you can keep

Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

Coconaughts by PonchoFox December 29, 2014

Connaught School For Girls

shit girls school. all the girls are bitchy and beg for male attention. Everyone's besties with norlington boys. Teachers can't teach for shit. Get in trouble for the stupidest things. Only calm guy is Mr Phillips tbf.

Connaught school for girls is a shithole

Connaught School For Girls by heloo 1234 July 26, 2020

Connaught Hotel for Pigeons

A place (usually part of school playground, car park, recreational field etc.) made for people to use, but is overrun by pigeons that people usually avoid having anything to do with it.

Evie: I want to get home quickly, shall we go through the car park?
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.

Connaught Hotel for Pigeons by hyphens_attack September 27, 2011

cockslaughter

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

cockslaughter by thespot84 July 5, 2008

cocknight

A man with a big cock.

Bitch 1: Did you see Tony today?
Bitch 2: Yeah.. he's a total cocknight....😅

cocknight by ThePlatinumDragon June 1, 2016

Connaughton

crazy bitch lady with lots of cats and squirrels and loves jojo bows usually has red eyes and purple hair with pink tips can afford the whole gucci store trains her cats for feile but they never make it

who owns all those cats?
i think it’s a connaughton.

Connaughton by coco puffs r crazy May 2, 2019

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026