cockdraught 

The phenomenon that occurs when semen reserves are depleted, and only air comes out of the penis upon ejaculation.

I've been wanking so much all i can manage now is a cockdraught.

cockdraught by bluhntman January 10, 2005

cockslaughter 

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

cockslaughter by thespot84 July 5, 2008

Cockcaught 

The act of getting a handjob or a blow job and getting caught by a parental unit, most commonly your mum.

Girl: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed!

Guy: You?! I was just fucking cockcaught by my mum!!!

Cockcaught by Tommy.Ire March 24, 2009

Cocknaught 

A man who has the abscence of balls or just a simple Fuckhead

Dude,you are an absolute Cocknaught!

Cocknaught by damnhotchilli January 22, 2007