A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
by Timtomtam88 May 08, 2009
According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.
by Ku Genin June 09, 2003
the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person
by Ha2master September 05, 2005
by Mung February 19, 2004
The perfectly diverse insult and/or pet name to call someone out of anger OR love.
The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.
Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.
Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
Your sister is being a bitch bc she stole your favorite shoes to go get dicked down by dumbass Chad in the Walmarts parking lot? "Dude you are such a fucking a cockbite and I stg I'm beating your ass as soon as mom goes to work.. AND I ALREADY FUCKED CHAD IN LIKE MAY."
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
by Fry-Pie April 10, 2021
Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011