cockbib 

A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.

John is such a cockbib; he can't enjoy oral sex because he's too worried about getting spit in his buttcrack.

cockbib by Jello42 May 22, 2009

cockbib 

A cloth or plastic sheath that has a hole, and when the penis is placed through it, protects the groinal vicinity from unwanted skin-to-skin contact during intercourse.

Sometimes when engaging in coitus with a female from origins unkown, it is prudent to wear a cockbib to protect the inner genitals and vicinity from unwanted torso contact from the aformentioned female.

Example: Man, I was at this Bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and cockbibs to use. I was so releived!

cockbib by ranky TO November 28, 2011

cockbite 

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.

"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons

cockbite by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

cockbite 

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person

That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army

cockbite by Ha2master September 22, 2005

cockbiting fucktard 

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

cockbiting fucktard by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

cockbobbler 

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.

The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.

cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

COCKBITE 

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth

number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...

COCKBITE by Mung February 19, 2004