cockbib
A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.
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cockbib
A cloth or plastic sheath that has a hole, and when the penis is placed through it, protects the groinal vicinity from unwanted skin-to-skin contact during intercourse.
Sometimes when engaging in coitus with a female from origins unkown, it is prudent to wear a cockbib to protect the inner genitals and vicinity from unwanted torso contact from the aformentioned female.
Example: Man, I was at this Bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and cockbibs to use. I was so releived!
Example: Man, I was at this Bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and cockbibs to use. I was so releived!
Related Words
cock-bib • cockbite • cockbiter • cockbaby • cockbig-19 • cockbitch • cockbird • Cockbit • cockbiting fucktard • cockbobber
cockbiting fucktard
cockbiting fucktard by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003
cockbobbler
A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.
cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006
COCKBITE
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