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Mockanese 

A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.
Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)

Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)
Mockanese by Hasonator January 22, 2013
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Morganese 

Within the "(Fear) The Walking Dead" TV universe;
Dialog characterized as being overly metaphorical and philosophical in a writers' attempt to convey an important life lesson, but failing in the process due to it being commonly perceived as pretentious and immersion breaking as it contrasts to how people actually talk in real life. Usually spoken by the character "Morgan" though occasionally found in the dialog of other characters also.
Examples of Morganese:
"I lose people, then I lose myself"
"No one's gone until they're gone, but when they're gone they're gone."
"Just so you know when I stay with people, I always stay, but I'm not planning to stay."
Morganese by John Fiddlesticks September 7, 2018
Residents or natives of Macau, many Macanese people are fluent in both Portuguese and Cantonese. They are one of the coolest groups of people from Asia.
"Im American, what about you?"

"Im Macanese"
"NO WAY! i wish i was Macanese!"
Macanese by João Eduardo August 19, 2009

Morganese 

when you're too high and drunk to talk properly and slur all vowels.
I couldn't understand a word, she was speaking Morganese.

her:"Wheeeeeen IIIIII waaaas leeeeeaving IIIII fell."
Morganese by Detroit Sarah July 12, 2010

Morganese 

A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.
You: Hey, how was work today?

Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back
Morganese by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022

Jockanese 

A term used to describe a hybrid Scottish/English accent spoken in various places around the UK. Mainly Corby also known as 'Little Scotland'
Oh listen to you and your jockanese
Jockanese by VanityFyre July 3, 2011

Jockanese Breakfast 

Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.

A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"