Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

Cock Sneeze by Tikkito November 5, 2009

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Cock sneeze

a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.

Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"

John "yeah Julie i know..."

Cock sneeze by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

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Crispy Cock Sneeze

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze

Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock

Crispy Cock Sneeze by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023

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Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead

Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him

Cock sneeze by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

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