cocksneeze
The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.
cocksneeze by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003
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cocksneeze by bob October 22, 2003
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Cock Sneeze
Premature ejaculation during vaginal intercourse
Cock Sneeze by Cheesin23 March 15, 2009
Cock Sneeze
Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."
Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
Cock Sneeze by Tikkito November 5, 2009
Cock sneeze
a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.
Cock sneeze by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022
Crispy Cock Sneeze
A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
Crispy Cock Sneeze by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023
Cock sneeze
Cock sneeze by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022
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