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Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.
"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."
by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020
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cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.
by dill pickles January 11, 2008
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