Cock-A-Pult 

The act of flinging shit off the penis. The user squats, legs together, with berries out front and erect penis between the legs. The user then defecates on the erect penis, opens his legs and flings the anal butter across the room.

In 2007, Jim set the Cock-A-Pult world record by launching a 14oz corn loaf 20 meters.

Cock-A-Pult by Jamco6000 September 2, 2013

cockapult 

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

cockapult by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockapult 

when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff

right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult

cockapult by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cockapult 

Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.

I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.

Cockapult by Captain Cockapult November 8, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019