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Cock Whopper 

When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.
Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?

You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?

Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”

You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”
Cock Whopper by SpiderKiller59 April 13, 2022
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When an employee of BK is working in the kitchen making sandwhiches, and has to goto the bathroom; and they do not wash their hands before touching their penis to pull it out of their pants and handles it while peeing.
while working at BK in the kitchen, health department allows us bare hand contact while assembling sandwhiches. Your hands smell like whoppers after making multitues of sandwhiches from the meat, and touching lettuce, tomatoes, pickels, and raw onions constantly. If you don't wash your hands before handling you penis, the smell and greese is now transfered to your pennis. Hense your penis now smells like a whopper! And probbly taste like one too!
Now you have a "Whopper Cock"

Ill, I know... just some of the things you think of while working at the king.

belive me I wash my hands like a thousand times a day, no joke!
whopper cock by Drewnin November 12, 2010

cock whipper 

someone who loves to have cocks whipped on their faces or to whip their own cocks on other men's. also refers to having your penis whipped with vines etc.
"hey jonathan badowski is here, lets start whipping"
cock whipper by evil eye June 3, 2004

Cockhopper 

Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.
That girl has been around the block in only one month, shes a cockhopper.
Cockhopper by aliriano23 June 25, 2010

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 13, 2006

Cockhopper 

That woman is a real cockhopper. I saw her out with her boss last night and your dad this morning. Where are you going with her?
Cockhopper by J-Daddy September 24, 2006