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Cock Vacuum 

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!
Cock Vacuum by Chewbaccaontherocks September 4, 2011
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Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

cockvacuum 

a) An individual who sucks cock, aka penis.
b) Insult much like cocksucker.

Variations include: dickvacuum
A: i like to suck teh cock lolz
B: You're a cockvacuum.