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a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command
hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.
by apple 3.14 January 06, 2009
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a small man that no one likes and is just a plain dickhead
Pano is such a fucking cockgnome, what a dumb cunt. i hate that little cockgnome so much
by Matt May 06, 2004
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