Cock Gnome

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command

hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.

by apple 3.14 January 6, 2009

shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

by Poopsmith April 8, 2003