cockgnome

a small man that no one likes and is just a plain dickhead

Pano is such a fucking cockgnome, what a dumb cunt. i hate that little cockgnome so much

by Matt May 6, 2004

cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

by hans zolo October 11, 2013

Cock Gnome

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command

hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.

by apple 3.14 January 6, 2009

cocksome

The perfect mix of being incredibly cocky, and awesome at the same time. You know if you're cocksome you can totally swoon any girl you want, you're THE papii chulo. These people are most commonly found in Atlantic City at the bar, on the prowl for some ass.

Doug may seem like a tool cause he gets drunk every night and drives a blacked out cobra, but he's actually pretty cocksome.

by B0SSLADY December 19, 2011

cocknose

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

by Zappa September 22, 2005

shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

by Poopsmith April 8, 2003

cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

by TAmac911 July 12, 2010