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Cock Buffer 

an aggressive blow job with lots of spit and wax on wax off circular motions on the balls
Cock Buffer by AdubP May 12, 2010
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Cock Buffer 

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.
"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"
Cock Buffer by Tical January 17, 2005

Cock Buffer 

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.
Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?
Cock Buffer by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004

Cock Buffer 

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.
X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.
Cock Buffer by UD January 28, 2003

Octopus at the cock buffet 

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

Cock Buffet

When your buddy is acting like a pole licking whore, and it’s getting a bit excessive

(Used in a sentence)

Billy, I didn’t know you were a regular at the Cock Buffet

(Secondary use: only for those who understand the underlying terminology)

Billy, you sure are acting like a fucking regular today
Billy, I didn’t know you were a regular at the Cock Buffet

(Secondary use: only for those who understand the underlying terminology)

Billy, you sure are acting like a fucking regular today
Cock Buffet by OmjimanQ101 May 22, 2026

cockpuffer 

A filthy anal extrusion that attaches itself to the cock of man or shemale and feeds on its gelatinous ejaculate for several days, better known as type 1 De La Paz.
Cockpuffer De La Paz smoked his dad's chubby cock while his mum puffed on my huge dick.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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