Cock Alarm
Cock Alarm by Tampabbw February 16, 2010
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Cock Alarm Clock
When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock
Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
Cock Alarm Clock by sexyclock October 30, 2011
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1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
Alarm Cock by Morning Woody November 30, 2015
Alarm-cock
When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
Alarm-cock by Pratipax August 11, 2008
Dildo Alarm Cock
This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
Dildo Alarm Cock by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009
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