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coagulated 

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To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass
her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there
coagulated by Trey June 25, 2004

coagulated 

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you are coagualted leave me alone!!
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated 

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coagulation is when......
you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.
coagulated by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated cunt spatter 

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The Most disgusting way to say period blood
"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

coagulated cumquats

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When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

coagulated dick 

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Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture
This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

Coagulated fuck puddle 

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A short definition of all life on earth.
Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
Coagulated fuck puddle by anonymous September 8, 2021
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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