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cockblowalypse 

When a girl who does not do bj's gives her significant other a blowjob that blows their mind.
When your girlfriend who doesn't suck dick actually sucks dick after years of neglect a cockblowalypse results, which results in the end of the old world as we all know it.
cockblowalypse by SLVERHAWK July 29, 2011

cockblowingmoron 

DAN LEBO, #71
Hey look! its that cockblowingmoron..
cockblowingmoron by bradadadap873 December 20, 2009

cockblowingly

Adjuctive used to descrbe something that is extreme
DUDE... That chick is cockblowingly ugly

Holy shit dude, this popscicle is cockblowingly awesome

Cockblowingly is a cockblowingly sweet adjuctive

cockblower 

billy is is such a cockblower, all he does is blow cock.
cockblower by captaincocksmash October 27, 2012

cockblowing field 

a term often used to describe a shitty place to smoke a blunt.
This cockblowing field, I could have found a better field than this.

cotchblock 

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.
#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.
cotchblock by wimwiblin September 5, 2012