Coachaholic 

Coachaholic: (n) coach-a-hol-lick

1. A person who is enfatuated with the Coach brand and buyes every Coach item available
2. Someone who is obsessed with Coach "The Dragon Slayer" from the Survivor tv series. This person often aspires to achieve the "warrior" status and will talk endlessly about Coach. Coachaholics also tend to not realize how full of himself Coach really is. These people aslo seem to think that they are superior to "non-warriors"

Coachaholic Girl: "Hey gurl! I totally went to the Coach store yesterday!"
Normal Girl: "Cool! Did you get a new purse?"
Coachaholic: "Yeah! And the sneakers, the scarf, the keychain, wallet, shirt..."
Normal Girl: *backs away*

Guy: "Dude, why does your shirt say 'Dragon Slayer' on it?"

Coachaholic: "It allows me to form an unbreakable bond with the 'Dragon Slayer' which alows my mental, spiritual, and physical being to be cleansed so that I too can become a warrior."
Guy: "Wtf are you talking about, that shirt's from Sears."
Coachaholic: "I wouldn't expect a non-warrior to understand."

Coachaholic by vball1346 May 23, 2010

cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

Cashaholic 

A Person who is totally nuts about Johnny Cash.

My friend all he listen's to is Johnny Cash, i swear he's a 'Cashaholic !

Cashaholic by Gerry+ February 23, 2019

cathaholic 

A Catholic who is really into their religion.

I go to church, do youth group, and run a bible study. I guess you could say that I'm a Cathaholic.

cathaholic by redx5 September 26, 2005

cockaholic 

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

cockaholic by kaleena April 10, 2006

chotchaholic 

A person addicted to "chotches"; a person addicted to being a chotch: acting, dressing, or speaking as a chotch; a compulsive need to be a chotch or surround ones self with chotches; addicted to portraying a "cool" image of themselves to others, or bragging about being friends with a known chotch.

Chotchaholic's are Desperate Wannabee's and chotches in general: an obsessive thought, desire, or action to constantly act, look, or be portrayed as the definition of a chotch.
Addicted to: checking their cell phones, and myspace, as well as scoping out "babes", and bragging to anyone that will listen, about themselves and girls they couldn't get in a million years, the ones who give out the cheesiest pick up lines, and somehow manage to score seemingly "hott" girls until you talk to them and realize that they are the definition of a blonde.

chotchaholic by Rachel Knuehl May 10, 2006

cockaholic 

a woman or man that loves the wang

paris hilton is a cockaholic.

cockaholic by xboy April 6, 2010