chotchaholic 

A person addicted to "chotches"; a person addicted to being a chotch: acting, dressing, or speaking as a chotch; a compulsive need to be a chotch or surround ones self with chotches; addicted to portraying a "cool" image of themselves to others, or bragging about being friends with a known chotch.

Chotchaholic's are Desperate Wannabee's and chotches in general: an obsessive thought, desire, or action to constantly act, look, or be portrayed as the definition of a chotch.
Addicted to: checking their cell phones, and myspace, as well as scoping out "babes", and bragging to anyone that will listen, about themselves and girls they couldn't get in a million years, the ones who give out the cheesiest pick up lines, and somehow manage to score seemingly "hott" girls until you talk to them and realize that they are the definition of a blonde.

chotchaholic by Rachel Knuehl May 10, 2006

chocaholic 

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

chocaholic by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Churchaholic

A person who is way too obsessed about church and related activities
#churchaholic #annoying #religion

For example : I hate it when churchaholics come and start pestering me to go to church.

Churchaholic by My name is lazy August 3, 2018

Coachaholic 

Coachaholic: (n) coach-a-hol-lick

1. A person who is enfatuated with the Coach brand and buyes every Coach item available
2. Someone who is obsessed with Coach "The Dragon Slayer" from the Survivor tv series. This person often aspires to achieve the "warrior" status and will talk endlessly about Coach. Coachaholics also tend to not realize how full of himself Coach really is. These people aslo seem to think that they are superior to "non-warriors"

Coachaholic Girl: "Hey gurl! I totally went to the Coach store yesterday!"
Normal Girl: "Cool! Did you get a new purse?"
Coachaholic: "Yeah! And the sneakers, the scarf, the keychain, wallet, shirt..."
Normal Girl: *backs away*

Guy: "Dude, why does your shirt say 'Dragon Slayer' on it?"

Coachaholic: "It allows me to form an unbreakable bond with the 'Dragon Slayer' which alows my mental, spiritual, and physical being to be cleansed so that I too can become a warrior."
Guy: "Wtf are you talking about, that shirt's from Sears."
Coachaholic: "I wouldn't expect a non-warrior to understand."

Coachaholic by vball1346 May 23, 2010

Coochaholic 

One who claims not to be gay but can not resist such good coochie

No I’m not gay I’m a coochaholic 😁🥰

Coochaholic by anonymous November 7, 2023