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1. A Person who inadvertently Rat people out for no good reason or for there personal gain.

2. A person who is so lazy they need other ppl to be menial tasks for them.

3. See Also snitch, rat, lazy
1. That mother Fucker Pulled a Clyris and told the po-po about our grow.

2. Your telling me jordan is so Clyris he wont leave his house to shoot some hoops.

3. That kid is such a clyris i think he's growing a TAIL.
Clyris by Da~Ghost December 29, 2007
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Building an imaginary pillar of power on a foundation of bullshit.
(Person 1 Mancunian Accent): Dude you just don't know we've got so much work coming in we're gonna make a fortune!

(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!

(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!
Clyning by hewhoknowsitall May 5, 2009
Origin -unknown(abbotsford BC Maybe)

1. Someone who purposely snitches ppl out for there own personal gain.

2. someone who is so lazy they need people to do menial tasks for them.

3. A Person who has no job but finds other means of income ie.. Drug Dealers... Home Buisness owners...

See Also snitch, rat, lazy
1. I can't believe Chris went clyris and told his mom we were smoking dope

2. that kid is so clyris he wont even attempt to leave his house and i am not making a store run for him.

3. i see he's being clyris again and getting his friends to slang for him.
Clyris by Tek9Terry December 29, 2007

clenis maximus 

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.
I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus
Clydism is a new movement of religion based on Modern Satanism and Personal belief and philosophy, normally ridiculing others religion and their false belief in them from their fear of “Hell”! Made by the almighty Cubic One and spreading by the day!
Everyone: HEIL THOU CUBIC ONE!
Cursed: DIE NON CLYDIST SCUM, GET CLEANSED IN HOLY LAVA!
Clyde: Ah yes, you may now become a prophet of Clydism!
Clydism by Clyde the pstar December 7, 2019
Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
Clenis by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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