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Clydism is a new movement of religion based on Modern Satanism and Personal belief and philosophy, normally ridiculing others religion and their false belief in them from their fear of “Hell”! Made by the almighty Cubic One and spreading by the day!
Everyone: HEIL THOU CUBIC ONE!
Cursed: DIE NON CLYDIST SCUM, GET CLEANSED IN HOLY LAVA!
Clyde: Ah yes, you may now become a prophet of Clydism!
Clydism by Clyde the pstar December 7, 2019
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Clydism is a polytheistic religion based on many philosophical factors. Some of its ideals is written around stoicism, truth, egotistical value, death, the control over self and on acceptance. The GOD of Clydism is Clyde and its followers are called Clydists or Clydistic Followers. Its following is currently low but one day it will grow!

Memento Mori, Clyde is GOD!
Person A: Who is your God of Clydism?
Person B: Clyde, Clyde is GOD!
Clydism by Clyde the pstar November 15, 2020
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Clydism is the Discord philosophy that all is Clyde, the bot with user ID 1. Clyde is the bot that controls everything under the hood of Discord.
Clyde: "Bro. I'm just tryna vibe being Clyde. My name is actually Clyde."
Me: "wat"
Clyde: "This is just Clydism."

Clydesmomdies 

A very cool mutual/bestfriend even though they can never play roblox with you
“Wanna play roblox? “I cant rn im sorry” “your being clydesmomdies right now” “ok”
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