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picasso of clutchness 

the very epitome of being able to perform under pressure and being constantly clutch.

A person who is the picasso of clutch makes the world his palette and inscribes his greatness in it
Kachi is the picasso of clutchness

That elmejoresKash is the picasso of clutchness

couchyness

1. Cooler than you ever will be
2. The coolest of the cool
Thank couchyness that's over!
couchyness by Ima Keller January 9, 2004

Clutchness 

The greatest softball coach that ever lived has a word for a team being able to deliver clutch performances at just the right time. It’s a compilation of individuals each bring key performances and compounding them together at peak moments to bring team clutchness!
The Sooners softball team brings clutchness to the super regionals In a 2-0 shutout against Alabama!

Churchyness 

(adj) someone who follows the church just a little to much, to a point that it's annoying
His churchyness was taking control of his social life. Making him wierd.

clutchlessly 

That was mega clutchlessly
Tom was clutchlessly in the chess match
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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