Club Card 

In the states of California and Oregon, and maybe one or two others, Legal medical marijuana can be purchased from a cannabis club with this card. The card is obtained by a doctor referral, and is a legitimate form of identification.

After I get my Club Card, I will medicate every day.

Club Card by The Sweeper June 17, 2006

club card flowers 

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

club card flowers by qac_3 November 5, 2010

Clubcard Rape 

When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.

*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"

Clubcard Rape by jacksonliam August 14, 2011