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I was driving, talking on my phone, and lighting a cigarette, when I had to quickly swerve off road to avoid hitting a dog. It was so cloutch.
Cloutch by Brian HeNorcross September 20, 2010
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cloutch'N 

The act of making small talk just because you can. Usually used when drunk and has very little success.
Example 1
"Dude were you cloutch'N that girl?"
"Yeah"
"What did you say?"
"It was raining so I asked,'Is that umbrella keeping you out of the rain?"

Example 2
Can be substituted into everyday words such as "Your a 'cloutchaholic'"
cloutch'N by The Cloutchinator March 15, 2011

Otto Von Clutch 

Otto Von Clutch is a up & Coming Wrestler based out of Knokx Pro Academy.
OvC was a Surfer before he became a professional Wrestler! Beating Pro surfer Kelly Slater, Jon Jon Flores at the US open pre warm ups!

Otto was trained under Rikishi, Gangrel, Count of California Black Pearl & Sinn Bodhi.
Otto has been seen as a security guard on WWE.

He was seen in Oakland a lot during 2018-2020 working for a company called HoodSlam!
Now you can check him at on Fire Tv with DEVOTION Championship Wrestling
Otto Has performed in Hawaii, New Mexico, California, Washington, Utah, Nevada, Texas, and just to name a few!!!

Otto Teamed with WWF legend Gangrel back in August for fighting words promotions.
He was also seen on the Amazon Prime Movie Kingdom of Gladiators The Tournament
Plus in a Music Video by Iron and Wine song called everyone's summer of 96
Dude that's Otto Von Clutches wave!
Don't touch the Clutch!
Yeah Brahhh Kadabra !
Figure out the Rest!
Totally Clutch
Otto Von Clutch by Wrestling fan! November 23, 2020

Come in clutch 

Come in clutch can be used in a lot of different ways.
Whenever someone comes at a dire time.
Whenever someone comes with good stuff.
Whenever someone comes through for you, for example.
Jessica: Alex came through with the beer.

Lena: Alex, come in clutch!!
Come in clutch by 8bitlesbian December 23, 2019

Clutcher 

(clutcher) One who holds a portable coffee cup or mug in public locations. Mostly seen at malls, flea markets, retail shops, grocery stores, rummage sales, soccer games, or strolling around various public locations. The (clutcher) has a higher rate of visibility during weekends and holidays and is more visible in affluent areas. Can be used to describe the holder of the vessel or the name can be used for the vessel itself.
Strolling around the outdoor mall we see (clutchers) enjoying themselves on their way out of the coffee shop to (clutch) their way through their day.
Clutcher by Johnny65 September 6, 2013

coming in clutch 

a) In reference to when someone or something comes in during a time of immediate or dire need; in the nic of time.

b) In reference to someone working under pressure.
Man I didn't have any money for lunch, but then Jacob came in clutch.

In our championship game we were down by a point with 0:08 on the clock, but then the kicker came in clutch with a 47 yard field goal!

He/she's coming in clutch.

Clutching Bungle 

To be in dire need of a shit
Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!
Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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