Cloutchers 

Clout chasers.

I don’t like cloutchers

Cloutchers by @just.a.random.commenter June 6, 2020

Clutcher 

(clutcher) One who holds a portable coffee cup or mug in public locations. Mostly seen at malls, flea markets, retail shops, grocery stores, rummage sales, soccer games, or strolling around various public locations. The (clutcher) has a higher rate of visibility during weekends and holidays and is more visible in affluent areas. Can be used to describe the holder of the vessel or the name can be used for the vessel itself.

Strolling around the outdoor mall we see (clutchers) enjoying themselves on their way out of the coffee shop to (clutch) their way through their day.

Clutcher by Johnny65 September 6, 2013

pearl clutcher 

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

pearl clutcher by Emdeecee January 3, 2008

pearl-clutcher 

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.

Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.

pearl-clutcher by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018

*clutches purse* 

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

*clutches purse* by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

Clutcher 

A secret-keeper; to clutch is to know some of the best gossip but keep it tight-lipped.

My mother thinks I'll be an awful clutcher, because I spill things from stirring them to quickly. -Kate Nash

Clutcher by Chel-say November 3, 2011

Crystal Clutcher 

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

Crystal Clutcher by Ian December 7, 2004