Cloud fucker 

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er

1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.

Cloud fucker by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009

cloud fucked 

When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it

Wow, I was going to be President, until I got cloud fucked.

cloud fucked by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 14, 2016

cloudfucker 

Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.

Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services

guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"

guy #2: "oh yeah?"

guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"

guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"

cloudfucker by cloudfucker September 6, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022