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Clothes sex 

Hevy petting combind with dry humping. Ya you RELLY want to go all the way, but you " have morals", or the parents are comeing home too soon. =o
we were haveing clothes sex then the door started to open, thank GOD i had my pants on.
Clothes sex by Baughan August 19, 2007
When someone has sex with some inanimate object that resembles a human (i.e. doll, scarecrow.)Although it usually becuase of the term cloth refering to dolls it also refers to anything wiht a humanshape form that is of the non-existant inanimate.
"Nijia was caught having cloth sex with that damn stuffed bear again"

"The old man had sex with his raggedy ann doll more than twice in his lifetime and he was not afraid to admit it in front of the entire class for "bring-a-homeless-pe rson-to-school" day.
A cloth used to wipe the sex juice off your pecker
"hey baby grab me the sex cloth when your done pissin"
sex cloth by Anonymous34448 September 19, 2008

Sex Clothes 

The clothes people wear, generally older, when they are about to have sex.
Ron: "Ugh, I think my parents are having sex."

Mike: " Ha ha, did they have their sex clothes on?"
Sex Clothes by The Jerk 101 April 19, 2010

Clotheses 

Plural for clothes according to some hot German guitar player-player.
I like to be naked, without clotheses
Clotheses by TheMusicGhost September 27, 2010

clothese 

Shitty clothes
Neo, Kayla, Maguire, and Harper wear clothese
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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trucker's tan 

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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