Closet Hot

1) A female that is hot, but does not know she is hot.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.

1) "Damn bro she is Closet hot!"
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.

Closet Hot by AG3NGZ July 30, 2017

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

closet hottie by bumbleclot December 1, 2009

Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

Closet Hotel by FareallyZather February 9, 2023

hotsy in the closet 

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

hotsy in the closet by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012