Closet Fuck 

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.

Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.

Closet Fuck by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009

Closet Fuck 

When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.

So yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and I totally closet fucked her!

Closet Fuck by dodddy July 26, 2014

closet fuckhead 

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples

Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell

closet fuckhead by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008

closet fuckboy 

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy

"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"

closet fuckboy by sophies sh*t November 27, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

closet fucking by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".

Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.

closet fucking by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word 

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word by Igibi October 3, 2007