Closet Fuck

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.

Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.

Closet Fuck by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009

Closet Fuck

When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.

So yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and I totally closet fucked her!

Closet Fuck by dodddy July 26, 2014

Related Words

Closet Fuck • closet fucking • closet fuckboy • closet fuckhead • the closet is fucking glass • close your fuck mouth • About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word • Fucking close to water • This fucking close • I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples

Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell

closet fuckhead by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008

closet fuckboy

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy

"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"

closet fuckboy by sophies sh*t November 27, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

closet fucking by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".

Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.

closet fucking by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word by Igibi October 3, 2007

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

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