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A combination of a clicking sound and a snort.
"You can't send me jokes like that at work! I totally clorted trying not to laugh."
Clort by QMJ November 18, 2009
Words you can keep
It’s mean that they are a Fagget and always are
You are a clort
Clort by Hockey ferda February 28, 2021
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Clorange 

The difference in the degree of orange between a cigarette's cherry and filter
The clorange of this cigarette is 3.
Clorange by TheRealClorange January 14, 2010

Clorfors 

The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!
Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!
Clorfors by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011
1. A species of Lorax which instead of being an advocate for trees, is an advocate for cleaning products.

2. A neat freak.
"You mop the floors like every week, stop being such a Clorax."
Clorax by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

chortle my balls 

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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