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someone who clones someone else in every aspect of life, and takes every piece of that to the extreme.

aka. John Judge
Shut up, your such a clonetard!
clonetard by bryan October 14, 2004
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This meaning of the word is used exclusively in the AFOL, or Adult Fans Of Lego community. It's a combination of the words clone (as in Star Wars Clone Troopers) and (re)tard.

The term refers to someone who buys a lot of the standard clone trooper figures, and then uses (or rather: abuses) his sharpies while trying (and most of the time failing) to draw cool legion colors on them. They most often adopt online names like "Commander Marks of the ### (fill in any 3 numbers) Legion" and build very shoddy and ugly builds. They react very defensively when somebody calls them a clonetard.
"Commander Jigsaw of the 249th Legion"? Geez, not another one of those clonetards!
Clonetard by Dankowitz September 7, 2010
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someone who gets really pissed about a lil name calling and is secretly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) so tries to hide inside someone elses personality, and plus he is retarded
Wow john, dont be a clonetard, just come out of that closet
clonetard by jibba jabba gibby April 7, 2005
someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another
God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all
clonetard by Johnny February 24, 2005

clontarf 

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.
We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!
clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011
Rob's a nice enough guy, but he's a fucking codetard.
codetard by barnseyboy October 20, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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