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Clock Sucker 

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.
Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!
Clock Sucker by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007

Clock Sucker 

Any person or persons afflicted with annoying or poor time management skills. Afflictions can include being chronically late, waking too early or late or obsessively checking the time on one's time piece.
Ali continues to wake up every night at 3:33 a.m. Instead of being supportive her friends just holler "CLOCK SUCKER"!
Clock Sucker by geckypibb September 1, 2010

clock sucker 

A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.
(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
clock sucker by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008

Clock Sucker 

Someone who buys time for selfish gain with little to no concern for the victimized/sucked party.
You might as well suck my cock if you're going to ruin my come-up you Clock Sucker.
Clock Sucker by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

Clock Sucker 

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker
Clock Sucker by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024

Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker! 

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”