BigBird1017's definitions

Beirut

Jesse Jackson's pronounciation of the greatest baseball player of all time!

Henry Aaron hit more home runs than Beirut!

by BigBird1017 March 2, 2008

One Hundred Pounds of Clay

A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.

Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!

by BigBird1017 March 8, 2008

owl gore

A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.

Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!

by BigBird1017 April 20, 2008

Obamanation

a fiasco, a total screw up, a downWRIGHT disaster

When I shouted out my old girlfriend's name on my honeymoon night, it was an Obamanation!

by BigBird1017 May 2, 2008

clock sucker

A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.

(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!

by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008

Barack O'Bama

A very popular Irish jig.

We danced the Barack O'Bama when Ted Kennedy was elected President.

by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008

Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!

Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!

by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008