clock sucker

A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.
(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008
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Beirut

Jesse Jackson's pronounciation of the greatest baseball player of all time!
Henry Aaron hit more home runs than Beirut!
by BigBird1017 March 02, 2008
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Foggy Bottom

A popular area in Washington, DC, home to George Washington University. Not to be confused with Faggy Bottom, an area in Washington, DC near Dupont Circle!
To get to GWU, take the Metro Orange Line to the Foggy Bottom station.

To get to Faggy Bottom, take the Metro Red Line to Dupont Circle.
by BigBird1017 March 31, 2008
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Homo Depot

A generic reference to retail stores which gay men frequent, such as The Pottery Barn, Michael's, and all antique stores.
Bruce and Lance always go shopping Saturday morning at the Homo Depot.
by BigBird1017 March 21, 2008
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owl gore

A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.
Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!
by BigBird1017 April 20, 2008
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Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!
Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!
by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008
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Bill Gates pecker

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft
After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.
by BigBird1017 March 20, 2008
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