Definitions by BigBird1017
clock sucker
A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.
(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
clock sucker by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008
Obamanation
Obamanation by BigBird1017 May 2, 2008
owl gore
A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.
Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!
owl gore by BigBird1017 April 20, 2008
Barney's Franks
Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.
Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
Barney's Franks by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008
Foggy Bottom
A popular area in Washington, DC, home to George Washington University. Not to be confused with Faggy Bottom, an area in Washington, DC near Dupont Circle!
To get to GWU, take the Metro Orange Line to the Foggy Bottom station.
To get to Faggy Bottom, take the Metro Red Line to Dupont Circle.
To get to Faggy Bottom, take the Metro Red Line to Dupont Circle.
Foggy Bottom by BigBird1017 March 31, 2008
Homo Depot
A generic reference to retail stores which gay men frequent, such as The Pottery Barn, Michael's, and all antique stores.
Homo Depot by BigBird1017 March 21, 2008
Bill Gates pecker
Bill Gates pecker by BigBird1017 March 20, 2008