Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.
"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.
by S Wall September 24, 2005
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Person 1: "Elizabeth barricaded herself in that gloryhole! We've been trying to get her out for three hours now!"
Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."
Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."
by ShitLeopard February 4, 2014
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