clitical

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.

I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!

by ismirth July 2, 2007

clitical

A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.

Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.

by Arch0wl December 12, 2006

Clitical

describe an intensely urgent and pleasurable moment of decision—especially during intimate encounters—where the stakes feel both emotionally critical and clitoral at once. The perfect blend of mind and body climaxing at a peak of importance. Often used when something is both deeply arousing and pivotal.

> It's that clitical moment between “just friends” and “take your clothes off.”

"When she whispered that one line and looked me in the eyes, it was absolutely clitical—I had to make a move or miss the moment forever."

by ONYXX TEMPTOR June 20, 2025

clitical hit

The final act leading into female orgasm. Usually involves taking double damage and combo moves.

Chris shifts into wooden spoon and readies fury thrusts.
Clitical hit! Caren takes 9999 damage.

by Skudmuffin January 3, 2010

clitical acclaim

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.

Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."

by californialuv January 31, 2014

Clitical Hit

When you hit that spot and you know it.

Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!

by Kaleephus the Scribe May 12, 2014

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) technique while giving oral sex to a woman.

"John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error."

by David just happens to be god June 5, 2004