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clit smash 

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"
clit smash by Fucmehjerry November 8, 2017

Clitmash 

To pulverize the Clit.
To Hurt oneself.
Polly went around running into walls getting 'Clitmashed'
Clitmash by Yermate1575 October 13, 2011

clitsmas 

An educative, sex positive market dedicated to the beautiful clitoris. Happening during Christmas season.
- Hey! Are you going to the clitsmas market?

- Yes! Couldn’t miss it!

- I wish you a merry clitsmas!
clitsmas by Clitsmas November 21, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026