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Clydism is a new movement of religion based on Modern Satanism and Personal belief and philosophy, normally ridiculing others religion and their false belief in them from their fear of “Hell”! Made by the almighty Cubic One and spreading by the day!
Everyone: HEIL THOU CUBIC ONE!
Cursed: DIE NON CLYDIST SCUM, GET CLEANSED IN HOLY LAVA!
Clyde: Ah yes, you may now become a prophet of Clydism!
Clydism by Clyde the pstar December 7, 2019
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Clydism is a polytheistic religion based on many philosophical factors. Some of its ideals is written around stoicism, truth, egotistical value, death, the control over self and on acceptance. The GOD of Clydism is Clyde and its followers are called Clydists or Clydistic Followers. Its following is currently low but one day it will grow!

Memento Mori, Clyde is GOD!
Person A: Who is your God of Clydism?
Person B: Clyde, Clyde is GOD!
Clydism by Clyde the pstar November 15, 2020
White boy that lives in the outskirts of...the outskirts of all the other " normal" white trash people.
The Cleydus is essentially found in the heart of Alabama and the south of Georgia...And latelly have been spotted in El Cajon, California.
You can recognize them by those standard, holly, supertight, denim coveralls and white T-shirts Stained on the Under-pit area!
Also the Lack of teeth is a dead give away.
They usually live in group of at least 17-18 in a one bed room apartment and claim that they're all cousins.
Beware all Omarions, Ushers, Obama and other ashanti, the Cleydus doesn't like to be bothered by you colored people and WILL use his 2nd amendment !!
Maine, dat Boi at Thee Wallmart, he Be a DanGle Cleydus Ma!
Kinda Look like me and my paa..

Cleydus
Cleydus by Frenchingo September 22, 2009
Clydism is the Discord philosophy that all is Clyde, the bot with user ID 1. Clyde is the bot that controls everything under the hood of Discord.
Clyde: "Bro. I'm just tryna vibe being Clyde. My name is actually Clyde."
Me: "wat"
Clyde: "This is just Clydism."

Cledisha 

The name Cledisha is non popular but the definition of it means that she is kind hearted, helpful,pretty, caring and most genuine out of all she was many impacts to imove the world in having the name Cledisha so it will be well known in a period of time.
Cledisha is very pretty

Cledisha my friend is very loyal😗
Cledisha by Desha Thomas November 22, 2021
a really nice guy who always finds a way to make girls smile, he always helps this one girl when she isnt doing well. he is such a nice person with a great personality. i wish i could be in his arms right now, honestly just wish i could cuddle him. he pulls mad bitches n prolly talks to like 8 girls but hes really nice to the one whos writing this. HES INTO GIRLS W DADDY ISSUES!!!! its hella hot how he treats em tho tbh like hey man wanna fuck me rn ? claydis def will take a long time to reply to you idk why but it takes hours even if u spam him, he honestly seems so caring n i love that sm abt him he also says i love u to girls who he prolly doesnt love </3
friend: damn he has a big dick
girl: ik its bc hes a claydis
claydis by i<3oldermen June 5, 2022
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