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a really nice guy who always finds a way to make girls smile, he always helps this one girl when she isnt doing well. he is such a nice person with a great personality. i wish i could be in his arms right now, honestly just wish i could cuddle him. he pulls mad bitches n prolly talks to like 8 girls but hes really nice to the one whos writing this. HES INTO GIRLS W DADDY ISSUES!!!! its hella hot how he treats em tho tbh like hey man wanna fuck me rn ? claydis def will take a long time to reply to you idk why but it takes hours even if u spam him, he honestly seems so caring n i love that sm abt him he also says i love u to girls who he prolly doesnt love </3
friend: damn he has a big dick
girl: ik its bc hes a claydis
claydis by i<3oldermen June 5, 2022
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Clydism is a new movement of religion based on Modern Satanism and Personal belief and philosophy, normally ridiculing others religion and their false belief in them from their fear of “Hell”! Made by the almighty Cubic One and spreading by the day!
Everyone: HEIL THOU CUBIC ONE!
Cursed: DIE NON CLYDIST SCUM, GET CLEANSED IN HOLY LAVA!
Clyde: Ah yes, you may now become a prophet of Clydism!
Clydism by Clyde the pstar December 7, 2019
a person who makes/uses clay
clayist may be a beginner, to advanced student in the subject
bob wanted to get into ceramics next year but he was afraid he would do bad, his sister recommended her friend. “you can ask my friend bri for help, she’s a clayist”
clayist by Sublime.C December 14, 2021

Claudist 

Being racist to people called Claudia
Man 1, 'Omg i hate people called Claudia'
Man 2, 'Gosshhh your such a Claudist'
Claudist by Claudia Disliker August 21, 2007

Claudism 

More than a religion, a philosophy of life, consisting in following the lifestyle and fundaments of prophet Claudia Labarca, author of the book on Claudism
I can't believe it's not a religion!
Claudism by Claudia LL January 3, 2005
The best thing ever, the greatest thing in the world, a person with the name clay
Clay man amazing clayism
clayism by Clayisming January 30, 2018
Clydism is a polytheistic religion based on many philosophical factors. Some of its ideals is written around stoicism, truth, egotistical value, death, the control over self and on acceptance. The GOD of Clydism is Clyde and its followers are called Clydists or Clydistic Followers. Its following is currently low but one day it will grow!

Memento Mori, Clyde is GOD!
Person A: Who is your God of Clydism?
Person B: Clyde, Clyde is GOD!
Clydism by Clyde the pstar November 15, 2020
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