X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.
I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.
by dookieluv February 15, 2006
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Get the cleveland steamers mug.Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"
Bob: "Sucks, man"
by X August 18, 2003
Get the cleveland steamers mug.1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
by wmbdover September 26, 2012
Get the Modified Cleveland Steamer mug.The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"
by Staticman May 18, 2005
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